Lost in confusion, like an illusion

britney ♡ the wanted ♡ ariana ♡ marilyn ♡ selena ♡ lindsay ♡ lana

I’m happy when I’m not fed up.

—Karl Pilkington.

You’re not forced an egg.

—Karl on the pressures of buying Christmas presents and how Easter is better.

I saw a cockroach playing Pacman. It was on the internet, right, and somebody had linked up a cockroach to some… I can’t even be bothered explaining it, but that’s what I’m sayin’… everything is moving on.